March 2012
279 posts
Mar 1st
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
21 posts
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Listencharoite: PRESS PLAY AND FUCKING SING IT DO NOT...
Feb 24th
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Johnlock.
Reblog if convenient. If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
Feb 24th
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WatchWatch
just-a-skinny-boy: Harry Potter as a teen comedy… This kind of made my day.
Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
958 notes
Progression of Procrastination
Me: Oh, I have until Tuesday to do all of my homework. I'll be fine.
Me: I still have 2 days left, no big deal.
Me: I have a whole day tomorrow without interruptions. That's, like, 24 hours of nothing but work.
Me: Let's see, if I start homework right now, and keep working until 3 am in the morning...
Me: It's okay, I don't need to sleep. I work better under pressure. I think better at night anyway.
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
30,583 notes
I have a paper outline to write.
 Instead, I’m on MapCrunch looking for an airport in what the map says is Australia but what looks like an endless dirt path leading absolutely nowhere in any direction.  No, seriously. This path doesn’t have an end.  Hahaha, what am I doing. I’m going to be here until 3 am, aren’t I? Edit: Why did I click enable answers? I mean, it doesn’t matter either way, but...
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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WatchWatch
ziggystardyke: jub412: carlosneverletgo: She’s blatantly fucking with us oh my god  This girl… she’s a decent troll…. Props. Rebecca Black is a legend. Just sayin… Someone wipe this grin off my face, I can’t-
Feb 20th
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So I clicked on a link to TVTropes an hour ago when I promised myself that I would accomplish many things today. Well, there goes that, then. Just look at how productive I am; it’s absolutely marvelous.
Feb 18th
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th